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Monday, May 2nd, 2011
1:32 am
2 Years!!!!

Can't believe it's really been that long already again.  I always keep telling myself I'll keep up to date on this thing and I never do. 

So lets update a bit.
  • Still working for 911.  Still love my job, coworkers, boss (both of them).  I can probably see myself retiring from this job if things keep going the way they are going.
  • Single going on 6 years now.  Tried a short stint at dating this past October but realised a week into it that I'm a very selfish person who does not like planning her free time around someone else.  So nixed that idea right off the bat.
  • Bought a new car back in March of 2010.  Pretty little thing but I can't help but feeling the pain of making actual car payments.
  • Still living at home but am seriously now looking for a condo up in the Bowie area, closer to work.
  • Trimmed down in several aspects of my life... such as, money, friends, possesions.
  • Mom is finally going for her American citizenship... Yay!!!
  • Doing a lot more traveling this year.  So far have gone to OH and Bahamas.  Hoping for Vegas and maybe MN if I get the chance and time.
  • My BS meter has reached an all time low.  I find that the older I get the less I tolerate BS from people.  And lately the BS has all been revolving around the males in my life.
Well, that's about all I have right now.  Well, see if I'll actually keep up with this thing.
Saturday, April 11th, 2009
3:32 pm
Ok, So I want to plan a once In a life time vacation for myself for my 30'th birthday.... I realise this is still aprox 4 years off but you can never start planning to soon.  I was thinking about a cruise but I'm the type of person who worries to much that the ship might sink or that I get left behind at some port in a country where I don't speak the language.

This option right here is on the top of my list right now.   Trail Ride In the Meadows
Its a trail ride only for women and the country they ride are through is breath taking.

Current Mood: excited
Thursday, October 30th, 2008
12:20 am
I shrieked when I saw the new cover remake for Wizards First Rule!!!
(FYI first book in the sword of truth series by Terry Goodkind)

They made a series based on the book series now.  It acutally premiers this saturday but of course I won't be able to see it till it comes out on DVD.  I can't wait to see if they incorporated the Mordsith into the TV series.

If anyone actually gets a chance to see the series let me know how it is.

The Legend of The Seeker

Now if we could just get them to do the Herald Mage trilogy by Mercedes Lackey then we'll be all set.

Current Mood: excited
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
5:23 pm
I know people frown at sloppy love novels but every now and then they can cause you crack a smile.

This little quote is from the Vampire groom who just married his Werwolf wife..... who just happens to be in heat.

 “And another thing, I’m hungry. You had better have some real food in this house or your precious B.B. is on the breakfast menu.”

“Abnormal?” Yup, it was a full blown wail.

“If you can’t participate in a conversation and make sense, Lucavarious, I suggest to you again that you shut your mouth. Things are going to change around here, starting today. This is a shared power thing, Vampesi, and you’d do well to remember it.”
With that, the door slammed a second time and Luca was left alone.

“All I wanted was a little peace and quiet,” he said to the now empty room. “I just wanted some time to rest and recuperate and now I’m here with a stiff dick, a headache, and a need to yell at someone. But there is no one left to yell at. Am I not the master of this house? But that Wolfen just reduced me to vibrator with fangs. It’s just not right.”

So saying, he too rose to his feet and slammed out of the room. He needed sleep and he was going to damn well ignore the world while he got some. Women were strange creatures and better dealt with on a full stomach, with a clear head, and an owner’s manual to figure them out.


~snicker~  I wonder how many other guys feel reduced to having this littile conversation with themselves every now adn then.

Current Mood: amused
Monday, August 18th, 2008
11:51 pm

IT LIVE!!!!!   >insert evil maniacle laughter here<

I want a baby dragon so please help me hatch it.  :)

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
8:32 am
This is the reason why I also have decided not to bring children into the world.  This was completely pointless and is also scarey because it could be your neighbor or your childrens teacher who did this crime

Senceless Crime

Current Mood: enraged
Friday, April 18th, 2008
12:26 am
Uh... Rightttttt

I think now i've heard it all... HAMSTER CAUSES DEATH OF THREE PEOPLE.

Feel free to comment if you also think this is just a bit ridiculous.

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
10:31 pm
umm... GENPETS anyone?
ok so I haven't posted in almost a year but I did think that this was very post worthy.  This will replace your cyper pets and tamagochi... I was truely horrified and hope to god this is someones idea of a very elaborate joke like the bonzai kittens in the bottle deal...


Current Mood: horrified
Thursday, July 12th, 2007
2:16 pm
Ok so I was browsing through rants and raves on CL when I ran across this link.  ONLY IN AMERICA PEOPLE, ONLY IN AMERICA!  

STD Match.net

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
11:11 am
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Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
10:25 am
Stolen from Utsanati

Song of the South

I take a well deserved break at work today, pick up my copy of the AJC, and I turn to the "Letters to the Editor" page.

I love this page, and I always read it first. Why? Because it is easy to read the rest of the paper and look at corrupt businessmen and politicians, and get angry and shocked and shout cuss words at them. After all, they are different. We Joe Normals are good folk, and if we could just get some money/public office, *we'd* sure straigthen this country out, by George.

That is why I read the letters. It shows me, time and time again, that I am correct in my assumption that at least 80% of the citizens in this country are wastes of skin.

Today there were two real winners, both of whom wrote in regarding Alabama's and Georgia's recent decision to appoligize for slavery:

Ask Africa to Say Sorry for Its Role
"The Alabama House and Senate have approved a resolution apologizing for slavery. I think it's important to discuss the source of Southern Slaves and the need to expand outside of the United States to achieve the stated goals of these resolutions. The slave trade was largely a byproduct of tribal and state warfare as a way of removing potential dissidents after victory or financing future wars. In the interest of healing and political correctness, shouldn't African-American leadership obtain formal apologies from African states and other participants in the slavery supply chain?" - Joe Shaulis, Marietta.

Now, in Joe's defense, it is indeed true that other Africans sold Africans into the slave trade. It is also true that when dicussing slavery, this important fact is often glazed over, if not omitted entirely. Still, and maybe it is the "In the interest of healing and political correctness" remark, this letter seems less like an opportunity for sincere discussion and more of a grownup way of saying "Well, Jimmy hit Billy, and he said *I* could hit Billy, so..."

But that letter is flawless compared to this piece of work:

Ask Black People to Say Thank You
"So the NAACP wants an apology for slavery. I was thinking more along the lines of the NAACP giving a letter of thanks to the people of this country. We brought African slaves to the greatest country in the world bar none. No continent or country has done as much for the black man as has the USA. Our poor people are considered rich by Third World Standards. Our treatment of the American Indians and blacks was brutal, but what they got back was unprecedented in history. Shouldn't black people say thanks to the more than 300,000 white men who died in the Civil War for their right to be free?" - W.H. Pool, Fairburn

Ain't it great when stupid people try to sound smart? You know this little fella stayed up til 2am cranking out this gem. He probably feels so proud. I really don't know where to start on this one, so I'll just list:

1. If you think the 300,000 white men died in the Civil War (and I'm assuming he means Union Troops) trying to free black people, then you probably think Lincoln actually freed the slaves. Lincoln (and most people, sadly, at the time), didn't care about the slaves, and neither did the troops. The emancipation proclaimation only freed the slaves in the Confederacy (a punishment from Lincoln). Since they had seceeded, that means the emancipation proclaimation didn't free a single slave. In fact, Lincoln was quoted as saying, "My only concern is the endurance of the country. If I can preserve this Union by abolishing slavery, I'll do it. If I can preserve this country by endorsing slavery, I'll do that too." I only say this because, if the Commander in Chief didn't care, what makes you think those infantry men did?

2. "Our treatment of the American Indians and blacks was brutal, but what they got back was unprecedented in history". Are you kidding me?

Sorry black people. Our bad. We didn't realize it was going to be such a big deal that we enslaved, beat, murdered, maimed, raped, and tortured you. But hey, we gave you fourty acres and a mule right? Okay, so we didn't really, but we're cool right? Right?

And Mr. Indian, sorry about the whole stealing your land thing. Still, its kinda your fault, you know. You should have hired a good real estate transaction attorney. You should have read the fine print on those treaties. But, tell you what, since you look like a nice kid that'll keep himself out of trouble, how about a reservation with a Casino? Not enough? Well, you are a tough sell. We'll throw in all the fire water you can drink.

3. "We brought African slaves to the greatest country in the world bar none." Is he serious? Yeah, I guess we did, didn't we (if you really think America is the greatest, fine, I'll swallow that for sake of arguement). Kind of like taking a child to Disneyworld, and telling him he gets to work in the kitchen... forever... with beatings.

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
10:56 am
Intro to S&M for nerds.  I was highly amused by this.

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
11:19 am
Testicle Festival!!!!
Yeah I know I've been padding my journal with a bunch of fluff lately but I promise I'll do a big update soon. 

As for this entry... Does anyone want to go to Testicle Festival with me in August?  Read this article first and let me know what you think.
Sounds like one hell of a party :)

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
4:51 pm
My little pony?
If you love my little ponies you'll get a laugh out of this.  Actually even if you can't stand them you should get a laugh out of this.

My Little Pony

Current Mood: amused
1:41 pm
Mighty Emo Rangers!
Somethings are better off staying dead and buried.... Power Rangers being one of them.  And some things should not be mixed with other genres... Power Rangers being of them.  So can you tell me who the hell in their sick minds came up with this terrible show!

I have to admit I was somewhat amused but more horrified than anything else.

Current Mood: amused
Friday, March 16th, 2007
11:54 am
I will never eat prok again!!
I was never a big fan of pork and after this video experiment I will never eat it again either.  This is just two disturbing.


Current Mood: disgusted
Thursday, March 15th, 2007
5:21 pm
i know it's natural for this to occur in nature so i'm not really pissed at the snake but you really dont need to show this. 

Poor baby chic

Current Mood: nauseated
3:45 pm
To get into the spirit of things who wants to try this new resturaunt out with me.  Its Pirate themed!

Current Mood: cheerful
9:09 am
My Name Is Bob

         Just a little something I came up with once  upon a time.



Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
10:31 am
LOL , right

You Are Absinthe!
You have a unique personality. Although most like you, sometimes you take some getting used to. You can be a bit strong. You are full of energy and sometimes flamboyant. You are the life of the party but if people are not careful you can knock them on their ass.
What Naughty My Little Pony Are You?

Current Mood: chipper
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